LAUGH TOGETHER



LAUGH TOGETHER


1. Imagine I was talking to my sister and a guy appear from nowhere saying what are you doing with this baboon ? Bros are you ok at all
2. A boy met his father in the sitting room reading newspaper, the boy asked his father "can I watch the TV?" the father replied him " yes but don't switch it on. Abeg I want to faint
3. I met a girl on Facebook, she told me that her father has an android car and I told her that our swimming pool got burnt yesterday she blocked me immediately
Pls are we not doing lying competition
4. Your boyfriend left his phone unlocked with you, instead of you to transfer money from his account to your account, you are busy reading his messages. Sister are you ok?
5. Imagine an accident occurred and 15 people died and 25 people injured. The minister of transportation promised to offer the injured $50each and $6m to the dead for their funerals. One of the injured silently laid where the Dead were.
Ône of the dead victim shouted "bro go back to your place don't bring confusion here they don count us oooo
6. Nigeria guys will not kill me. When you don't have anything to tell the girl again, bros end the chat na.
Which one is "So babe what's your favorite age?"
7. If a guy kindly ask for your number, kindly give him your dad's number and the recharge card to call him. Girls am I communicating?
8. Is in Nigeria that your father will hold belt and will still be telling you that he is not going to beat you. Am I a horse?
9. Our pastor told us that anybody that tells lies will enter hell fire. 3mins later I heard the pastor and his children singing
I remember when I was a soldier
I don't have much to say lemme be going
10. My father will advice me for 5hrs and will still say I don't have much to say
11. All these people saying can you slap me for 1billion dollars. My dear brothers and sisters with the situation in Nigeria now I can exchange you with bread and beans
12. He slept with you in his car and you Trekked home....Aunty the colour of ur mumu is TUFIAKWA BLUE
13. No matter how expensive a lady think she is, there is always a guy that used to f*ck her for free....No one should touch me ooo cuz am not feeling fine
14. Dangote did not send I love you Jesus to 25 people b4 he got Rich, pls stop disturbing me or else I will curse you ooo


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